`Santa Sins is working elbow the mall when along comes a nasty little floozy by the name of Lexi Bloom. When that babe tells Santa that all that babe wants for christmas is smth that starts with `C` and rhymes with `Rock,` well needless to say, Santa's north pole stands elbow full attention. When the mall closes, Santa and Lexi meet up for a little rendez-vous on Santa's sleigh where Lexi's about to get a White Christmas... all over her face!`